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okay, maybe some of you probably think when your drunk at a party someone suggests to you to take a taxi. if you aren't so drunk that anything sounds like a good idea you would probably think a taxi would be the worst form of transport, that the interior smells, its slow,  expensive, and the guy driving it is rude, aggressive, and talks like he's from the rough streets of Brooklyn.

while I need to tell you that most, if not all of those myths are completely untrue.

when my car broke down a few days ago at work, I was in panic, people offered to drive me, but I know too much about those stories of kidnapping to even be capable of trusting them and  the bus line didn't reach to were I live.

so, reluctantly I called a cab. I do have to admit it does take a while for the cab to get where your at, but once it pulls up and I hopped in the back seat, I noticed that the cab driver was warm, friendly, and really laid back.

he then went to make an illegal U turn on main street, something that really surprised me. Not only was he hauling some serious ass (he was going 15-20 miles an hour over the speed limit), he was willing to callously break road rules to get to were im going.

now that's service, maybe having a commercial license allows you to drive like a bat out of hell.. I don't really know.

i have to admit, when your the only one riding in the cab, its feels kind of flattering, having some stranger drive around for you, it made me feel really classy, almost like he was a professional chauffer and i was a VIP who could be assasintated at any minute.... okay maybe that last one was my imagination.

all in all, people should really cut taxi drivers some slack, they actually don't make that much money because they are in fact HEAVILLY REGULATED.  they are actually forbidden from driving too slow or charging too much. so in some regards, THEY MAKE LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE. its pretty much the career path for people who couldn't even make it into community college and desperately want some way to get off of welfare.

so if you ever find yourself hammered or have car troubles..  call a cab. they will treat you nice.... if you don't act like an asshole.


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the portrait above is acctualy a rotoscoped version of myself. yep just took my own picture and drew over it with my own style. pretty cool hugh?! oh and i finnaly figuired out how to use stamps YAAAAY!!!

Your result for The Social Privilege Test...

Very Privileged

71% Privilege!

Approximately 14% of the population fits this result.

You're fairly affluent, and fate has dealt you a better hand than most. You may have experienced some minor setbacks in your life, but you're still better off than at least 85% of the U.S. population. Typically one of the more sheltered segments of American society, you probably have led a fairly easy life. But has it made you happy?

I recommend that you keep your eyes open for signs of privilege in your everyday life. Notice the people who wait on you and perform services for you. How do you benefit from using people of lesser status than you? Are you more courteous and polite to people who look moneyed than to people who look poor? Is the balance of power between the rich and the poor fair?


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p>Your result for What kind of drink are you?...</p>

Strawberry Daiquiri

10 Daiquiri, 0 Captain, 5 Milk and 10 Mixed!

If you were a drink you would be a strawberry daiquiri. Your feminine side is the most dominate side in you. Your most likely a romantic, passionate person who enjoys the finer things in life. You'd love to visit Paris one day and have a romantic meal with a loved one. Your the Strawberry Daiquiri.


Your result for The Are You a Psychopath? Test...

The Healthy Lunatic

You scored 73% empathic, 38% delusional, 62% sociable, and 39% law-abiding!

You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.

Take The Are You a Psychopath? Test at HelloQuizzy

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Starving Artist

You are 43% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

The following image was made by Stephan Brusche at, a real-life "starving artist". Check out his website if interested.

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy politics, science, philosophy, fart jokes, and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and podcast at

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thanks a lot for the watch!
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your welcome.
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PS. You're welcome.
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Thanks a lot for adding my work to your collection.
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Thanks for the watch!!! 0o0 And coming to the stream 83
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your very welcome :3. your too kind.
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Thanks for the watch. ^^
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