|sonic the hedgehog has nothing on this ruski bad#$%|
his country of orgin:
Regas Treasure Hunt Adventures 3: Coup de' Grace"okay... this is going to be a problem" I said to the rest of my salt water glazed crew as I was thinking over the impossible economics of 2 tickets to the twin resorts with 3 people being in my crew.Regas Treasure Hunt Adventures 3: Coup de' Grace by coolbreeze88
what to do, what to do I thought to myself over running my paw-hand through my head fur in frustration.
I'm going to have to settle for either the prizon escapee fox mutt or the the prizon escapee mani...
"only two tickets? is this some kind of sick joke?!" my mutt navigator exclaimed in panic. it wasint just unfair, it was sadistic that they would assume a crew would be limited to 2 people, crews in reality number up to 3-5 people on even the smallest of ocean going ships.
the metal parrot just simply perched on a nearby branch, wating....and watching.
they knew...those bastards knew that I was going to come across this trophy and they were watching the drama ensue.
That parrot is not just a "shaperone", its, in reality a live broadcast camera. Every waking moment, every cutthrough
Regas Treasure Hunt Adventures 2: Loopholesthe voyage was almost deliberately difficult. the sea was relentless in it's storminess and I vomited almost 90% of the time.Regas Treasure Hunt Adventures 2: Loopholes by coolbreeze88
which, consequently, lead to me getting little to no sleep.
my crew on the other hand seem to have a little agenda of their own.
shuffling from place to place, begging for some dry land on their feet and I can agree with them on at least that.
luckily I was able to, using my inborn magicness, ferment alchohol from the sea water I had them collect in buckets off the sides.
so obviously, we spent most nights at sea hosting drinking contests and one by one, slowly pass out over the commons table shortly afterward which left me with the most horrible stomach cramp.
Why did I sign up for this?... oh wait... fame and fortune, how silly of me to doubt myself. Like I would let some my inexperience at sea slow me down.
"hey guys could you stop the boat for a sec" I ordered weakly, my stomach was churning and just as upset as it ever was. curse those retched sea dragons,
Rega's Treasure Hunt Adventures: Convict LaborThe high seas were churning at a steady rhythm, the rusted iron PT boat creaked and groaned going over every crest, and I was beginning to feel... a little bit sea sick.Rega's Treasure Hunt Adventures: Convict Labor by coolbreeze88
"ughh why did I ever sign up for this stupid chall... EUMGHH" I was interrupted as my lunch spilled from my mouth into the sea.
Rega fell slightly backwards in a dizzied fit afterwards. "OHHH DAMN IT!!" should have remembered to bring at list a bottles worth of de-acidizers.
I am still my usual bold and brazen self, the only difference is my outfit.
it entails firstly a red "blood soaked" bandanna I wear proudly alongside a Tier 4 military grade assault jacket, not that anyone in this game has a gun to shoot at me but hey.. wearing it looks cool.
my pants are general thrift shop cargo, nothing special, but they have plenty of nice pockets to keep all the diamonds I scalp off of those damn diamondhead dolphins to sell on the black market. HEHEHE.
Yes, I still do have my trusty CEGER-P.30 high powered pistol, which I'll
the portrait above is acctualy a rotoscoped version of myself. yep just took my own picture and drew over it with my own style. pretty cool hugh?! oh and i finnaly figuired out how to use stamps YAAAAY!!!|
Your result for The Social Privilege Test...
Approximately 14% of the population fits this result.
You're fairly affluent, and fate has dealt you a better hand than most. You may have experienced some minor setbacks in your life, but you're still better off than at least 85% of the U.S. population. Typically one of the more sheltered segments of American society, you probably have led a fairly easy life. But has it made you happy?
I recommend that you keep your eyes open for signs of privilege in your everyday life. Notice the people who wait on you and perform services for you. How do you benefit from using people of lesser status than you? Are you more courteous and polite to people who look moneyed than to people who look poor? Is the balance of power between the rich and the poor fair?
Take my other tests. You know you wanna!
p>Your result for What kind of drink are you?...</p>
10 Daiquiri, 0 Captain, 5 Milk and 10 Mixed!
If you were a drink you would be a strawberry daiquiri. Your feminine side is the most dominate side in you. Your most likely a romantic, passionate person who enjoys the finer things in life. You'd love to visit Paris one day and have a romantic meal with a loved one. Your the Strawberry Daiquiri.
Your result for The Are You a Psychopath? Test...
The Healthy Lunatic
You scored 73% empathic, 38% delusional, 62% sociable, and 39% law-abiding!
You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.
Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
You are 43% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
The following image was made by Stephan Brusche at www.sb77.nl, a real-life "starving artist". Check out his website if interested.
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy politics, science, philosophy, fart jokes, and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and podcast at SaintGasoline.com.
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he has fallen in o the toughest of times (blame the economy) but his prowess as an artist has never shone brighter.
please show your support and offer at least a minimum of 10 points per person.
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