The Agents of GUN: Epidode/Issue 1 [SCRIPT]The Agents of Gun Episode 1: Operation MosesThe Agents of GUN: Epidode/Issue 1 [SCRIPT] by coolbreeze88
Narrator: The planet of Mobius… or so the planet is called now.. used to be a much more simple place, mankind…as was part of their nature, generally were arrogant and felt themselves as the sole arbiters of the planet… and for a large part in their history they were left virtually unchallenged and so there hubris grew to even newer heights.
Nature was secondary to them… only existing as something that could be exploited to their own self-serving ends with little regard to the other species that shared the planet with them.
It was only matter of time before they finally were given their comeuppance.
an alien race by the name of the Xorda punished mankind for its arrogance and treachery by unleashing a weapon that forever altered the planet and nearly destroyed it.
Those that could afford the luxury of cryo-sleep did so with haste as they laid comatose for near a millennia.
In that gap however The once secondary species
the portrait above is acctualy a rotoscoped version of myself. yep just took my own picture and drew over it with my own style. pretty cool hugh?! oh and i finnaly figuired out how to use stamps YAAAAY!!!
Your result for The Why Do People Hate You? Test...
The perfect human.
39 Cruelty, 42 Anal, 19 Pushover
Congratulations. You're easy-going, friendly and know when to stand up for yourself. You're perfect.
In fact, you're a little bit too perfect. Chances are, hoards of jealous people are plotting your demise at you read this. Tough luck, pal.
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Your result for The Social Privilege Test...
Approximately 14% of the population fits this result.
You're fairly affluent, and fate has dealt you a better hand than most. You may have experienced some minor setbacks in your life, but you're still better off than at least 85% of the U.S. population. Typically one of the more sheltered segments of American society, you probably have led a fairly easy life. But has it made you happy?
I recommend that you keep your eyes open for signs of privilege in your everyday life. Notice the people who wait on you and perform services for you. How do you benefit from using people of lesser status than you? Are you more courteous and polite to people who look moneyed than to people who look poor? Is the balance of power between the rich and the poor fair?
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p>Your result for What kind of drink are you?...</p>
10 Daiquiri, 0 Captain, 5 Milk and 10 Mixed!
If you were a drink you would be a strawberry daiquiri. Your feminine side is the most dominate side in you. Your most likely a romantic, passionate person who enjoys the finer things in life. You'd love to visit Paris one day and have a romantic meal with a loved one. Your the Strawberry Daiquiri.
Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
You are 43% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (though not a very good one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational, and you tend to think that sound logical reasoning is overrated, and that it is much better to trust your gut instincts--which must be pretty big instincts, considering the size of your gut. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy politics, science, philosophy, fart jokes, and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and podcast at SaintGasoline.com.
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