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The high seas were churning at a steady rhythm, the rusted iron PT boat creaked and groaned going over every crest, and I was beginning to feel... a little bit sea sick.

"ughh why did I ever sign up for this stupid chall... EUMGHH" I was interrupted as my lunch spilled from my mouth into the sea.

Rega fell slightly backwards in a dizzied fit afterwards. "OHHH DAMN IT!!" should have remembered to bring at list a bottles worth of de-acidizers.

I am still my usual bold and brazen self, the only difference is my outfit.

it entails firstly a red "blood soaked" bandanna I wear proudly alongside a Tier 4 military grade assault jacket, not that anyone in this game has a gun to shoot at me but hey.. wearing it looks cool.

my pants are general thrift shop cargo, nothing special, but they have plenty of nice pockets to keep all the diamonds I scalp off of those damn diamondhead dolphins to sell on the black market. HEHEHE.

Yes, I still do have my trusty CEGER-P.30 high powered pistol, which I'll use to kill said dolphins if they ever try to ram my damn ship!!

I almost lost my balance as this sorry excuse for Aurorian Navy Surplus as it bucked and heaved over another wave.

the squall turned into a storm as I decided to head back into the ships cabin to take charge.

here you see my two delinqu... er.. crewmates. the one steering at the helm was a very quiet manticore who seems to be missing an eye from the looks of it which he corvers up with bandages that he refreshes daily and a literal aurorian mut who claims he escaped an aurorian gulag, his grey and drab garb with the cerial number tattooed on his neck is enough to back his claim. his role is to act as my navigator by interpreting the map assigned to us by those blasted mechanical birds.

both I found on a rubber dingy that ran out of gas in the middle of the ocean, if I wouldent have came along, they would have most surely have perished, so I decided to change my tact, no pun intended of course. phh.

sense both are obviously escaped convicts, I gave them new identities along with new names.

The aurorian mutts new name is Ardara and I told him to say he was a trafficing victim whenever anyone brought up the serial numbers on his neck.

The manticores cover name is Jared and he had his eye gouged out during a machining incident.

Now my favorite part, time to give orders and talk trash.
Finished my first novelette. its surreal and unpredictable, which is always better than trite and tested. hope to get it published.
Killing Yourself Slowly by coolbreeze88
Killing Yourself Slowly
Do you know.

Do I know.

We don't know we'll never truly know.

the limits to human suffering.

with a war that wages further and further into the coming future. little do the folks back home that even though im still a hardened soldier on the frontlines, deep down I still grasp what makes me human.

I may have done horrible things in my line of work. all I want now is just to see my family again.

but I cant, my contract has 2 more years to go.

so during the off hours when we can at least get a small scrap of the needed sleep, I just sit down on a hopefully empty ammo crate and just light one.

because who cares if I get cancer or lung disease. at least then I can back home and away from this steaming shithole.

War is business. nothing more, nothing less.
Story or similar writing project (per 1000 words): $8

Lineart: $2

color art: $4

color with shading: $5

GIF animation: $5

Buisness and financial consultation: free 2 day trial. accepting $9 a month for my services.

just type in the comments on what you want me to draw. sorry, but I don't do "adult" or erotic art. i'm above stooping to that level.

Skype me at dacoolbreeze88 to talk about payment options and where to pay to.
Story or similar writing project (per 1000 words): $8

Lineart: $2

color art: $4

color with shading: $5

GIF animation: $5

Buisness and financial consultation: free 2 day trial. accepting $9 a month for my services.

just type in the comments on what you want me to draw. sorry, but I don't do "adult" or erotic art. i'm above stooping to that level.

Skype me at dacoolbreeze88 to talk about payment options and where to pay to.


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Artist | Student | Digital Art
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the portrait above is acctualy a rotoscoped version of myself. yep just took my own picture and drew over it with my own style. pretty cool hugh?! oh and i finnaly figuired out how to use stamps YAAAAY!!!

Your result for The Social Privilege Test...

Very Privileged

71% Privilege!

Approximately 14% of the population fits this result.

You're fairly affluent, and fate has dealt you a better hand than most. You may have experienced some minor setbacks in your life, but you're still better off than at least 85% of the U.S. population. Typically one of the more sheltered segments of American society, you probably have led a fairly easy life. But has it made you happy?

I recommend that you keep your eyes open for signs of privilege in your everyday life. Notice the people who wait on you and perform services for you. How do you benefit from using people of lesser status than you? Are you more courteous and polite to people who look moneyed than to people who look poor? Is the balance of power between the rich and the poor fair?


Take my other tests. You know you wanna!

new! The Police State Test

The Quizgrrrl Compatibility Test

The Ethnicity Identification Test

The Social Privilege Test

The Alice in Wonderland Personality Test

The Love Style Test

The Christopher Pike Trivia Test

Take The Social Privilege Test at HelloQuizzy

p>Your result for What kind of drink are you?...</p>

Strawberry Daiquiri

10 Daiquiri, 0 Captain, 5 Milk and 10 Mixed!

If you were a drink you would be a strawberry daiquiri. Your feminine side is the most dominate side in you. Your most likely a romantic, passionate person who enjoys the finer things in life. You'd love to visit Paris one day and have a romantic meal with a loved one. Your the Strawberry Daiquiri.


Your result for The Are You a Psychopath? Test...

The Healthy Lunatic

You scored 73% empathic, 38% delusional, 62% sociable, and 39% law-abiding!

You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.

Take The Are You a Psychopath? Test at HelloQuizzy

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Starving Artist

You are 43% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

The following image was made by Stephan Brusche at, a real-life "starving artist". Check out his website if interested.

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy politics, science, philosophy, fart jokes, and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and podcast at

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

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rareel Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
eyo' thanks much for the watch :3
coolbreeze88 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
youre so welcome. check out my art and writings any time. commsions are open if your interested.
coolbreeze88 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
youre welcome :D
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coolbreeze88 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
sup. oh hey i also got some good news. the 2013 dsm V doesent include AS as a valid diagnosis. you're normal after all. :D sorry I thought of you as crazy.
SalamenceCake Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
alright then and also I had blocked you a while back, sorry about that
Whitepik19 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Tanks 4 thy fav
coolbreeze88 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
your welcome
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Thank you for the watch!
coolbreeze88 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
your so welcome. check out my gallery anytime
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